Strongly recommend Pixelmator as a Photoshop alternative.

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The prick that runs the business is always late paying the Mac User Group for the full-page add in the monthly magazine.

Unscrupulous Mac reseller shop is offering new MacBook Airs with 2.9 GHz processors. Sneaky bastard, that's the extra speed than can be made available to the 2.2 GHz processor via Turbo Boost.

Five years ago I was able to load the now-old washer into my little Toyota Yaris. I contemplated doing the same with the new frontloader, but decided ruining my back wasn't worth the $50 delivery charge.
They're delivering it from their western suburbs warehouse to my outer eastern suburb home on Sunday.

New washer has a smart diagnosis feature that communicates with the manufacturer's iOS/Android app for solving problems with the machine.

Damned mice/rat ate another hole in the repaired washer’s hose. So I’ve bought a front-loader instead - it has no openings where such critters can get inside. I’ll have the top-loader repaired again & sell it.

I have no idea. Apparently the original Behemoth IPA is one of the highest-alcohol brews made in Oz.

In 2003 she gave Saudi Arabia’s Crown Prince Abdullah a big scare while taking him on a tour of her Scottish Balmoral estate.
http://www.wearethemighty.com/articles/this-female-wwii-veteran-terrified-a-saudi-king-while-driving-him-around
She had trained as a driver & mechanic in the Auxiliary Territorial Service in WW2.

Here’s something for you to envisage: Behemoth Aged Spirit. https://www.theshout.com.au/news/archie-rose-and-kaiju-collaborate-on-new-aged-spirit/

We get them fairly frequently here, usually around 70 km to the south-east. Depth is typically around 10 km or so, damage minimal although minor roads closer to the epicentre are sometimes affected with landslips. Richter-scale events of 7 & 8 are not uncommon.

Most times there's a sudden abrupt vertical jolt. Several years ago we has a weird one, though. It was a wriggly motion, an old school friend on Twitter likened it to sitting on top of a washing machine on its spin cycle. This went on for at least 35 seconds.

The typical epicentre is home to Megascolides australis, the giant Gippsland earthworm that makes a distinctive gurgling & rumbling noise as it moves deep underground. These critters are normally around a metre long although specimens 3 or 4 times that length have been found.

Local aboriginal legend says the tremors are caused by the giant worms.