How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two. One to hold the giraffe and one to fill the bathtub with brightly coloured power tools.

Gonna make up a big batch of pumpkin soup tomorrow. I'll roast some pumpkin, potato, sweet potato & carrots, this sweetens & intensifies the flavour. Then remove the skin from the pumpkin (other veggies get peeled before roasting) and add chicken stock. I reckon about 10 minutes in the pressure cooker should combine all the bits into a good thick tasty soup.

Hanging alone is too good for that prick. I'd start with several good kicks to his balls……

Drama in iOS circles on ADN!

Riposte beta expires and amidst the panic of users switching to Chimp, a new version appears on TestFlight.

Eff off. I tried Android. It sucks donkey balls.

Cappuccino isn't working on my iPhone.

I've just woken up after some crazy dreams, too.

Time to update the avatar, then.

Big blue dot, with the white circle.

Best get a move on, there's some filth weather on the way to the Mac User Group venue. I'm headed about 40 km NW of the blue dot.

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