She's losing it. An older Mac User Group member was wondering why she couldn't send an email to a phone number that she swore blind was the only contact in the email she'd received. Turns out she should have been using the Messages app

That was less than fun. Attended a monthly committee meeting as a passenger in a car instead of driving myself. He was using the phone while driving, not paying attention to traffic flows or traffic signals. The number of times he got beeped at for not moving at a green light was embarrassing.

Have YOU had to walk 500 miles?

Were you advised to walk 500 more?

You could be entitled to compensation.

Call the Pro Claimers now!

A man died today due to his obsession of taking photos of himself next to a boiling kettle.

Police believe he had serious selfie steam issues.

"Sarcasm will get you nowhere in life," my boss told me.
"It got me to the 'International Sarcasm' finals in Chile in 2009."
"Really?"
"No."

Chinese takeaway -$19
Delivery charge - $5
Realising the idiots have forgotten one of your containers - Riceless.

Up until Feb 20, 1990, I had no qualms or concerns about climbing ladders. I had even ridden one down a factory wall when the feet slipped, resulting in bruised ribs.
But the Feb 20 date was also the last day I had a cigarette.
The safety belt that should have secured me to the power pole failed at the snap hook and I fell about five metres landing on a wooden fence post & bouncing off that & finally landing on a concrete footpath.
Sixteen days later I was allowed out of hospital on crutches having dislocated my right hip & fractured the left pelvis in three places.
Henceforth I developed a healthy respect for ladders & a fear of heights.

// @kdfrawg

Yeah. And in those days I didn't have the mobility problems I now experience.

I'd not be surprised if the feelings I've experienced recently are a return of depression that knocked me rotten 8 years ago.

@kdfrawg I know who Lowes is, they were in a failed partnership with the local Woolworths to establish a competing hardware chain with the big player here. It all went belly-up and a the stores closed down. Someone's being paid a fortune, I reckon, to keep the empty stores lit up & patrolled at night & gusarded in daylight.