I’m planning on hanging shit on one of the darts players tonight, if the fucken prick shows up, that is. Stupid cunt parked his car facing east beside mine in a supermarket car park (weather today features a strong westerly wind).
Dickwad opened one of his back doors, the wind caught it and bashed another dent into me car’s rear quarter panel.
I told him he was a stupid old cunt, that he knew the wind was likely to catch the door and should have held onto it harder.