It's pun-ishment time!

Yesterday I accidentally swallowed some food colouring. The doctor says I'm OK, but I feel like I've dyed a little inside.

The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.

Claustrophobic people are more productive thinking outside the box.

It's a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters but I can Samurais it for you.

I once heard a joke about amnesia, but I forget how it goes.

Never discuss infinity with a mathematician, they can go on about it forever.

A quarter-acre of undeveloped land may not seem like much to some people, but to me it's a lot.

There is a special species of bird that is really good at holding stuff together. They are called velcrows.

My fear of roses is a thorny issue. I'm not sure what it stems from, but it seems likely I'll be stuck with it.