NICKNAMES FOR WORKMATES IN AUSTRALIA
Wicket keeper: puts on gloves and stands back.
Harvey Norman: 3 years no interest.
Sensor light: only works if someone walks past.
Noodles: thinks all jobs take 2 minutes.
Blister: appears when the hard work is done.
Showbag: full of shit.
Lantern: not very bright and has to be carried.
Deck chair: always folds under pressure.
Perth: 3 hours behind everyone else.
G-spot: you can never find him.
Bushranger: holds everyone up.
Wheelbarrow: only works when he's pushed.
Limo: carries about 8 people.
Cordless: charges all night but only works for 2 hours.