NICKNAMES FOR WORKMATES IN AUSTRALIA

Wicket keeper: puts on gloves and stands back.

Harvey Norman: 3 years no interest.

Sensor light: only works if someone walks past.

Noodles: thinks all jobs take 2 minutes.

Blister: appears when the hard work is done.

Showbag: full of shit.

Lantern: not very bright and has to be carried.

Deck chair: always folds under pressure.

Perth: 3 hours behind everyone else.

G-spot: you can never find him.

Bushranger: holds everyone up.

Wheelbarrow: only works when he's pushed.

Limo: carries about 8 people.

Cordless: charges all night but only works for 2 hours.