Jealous of his best friend Kim,
Donald said ‘Treat me like him!’
And so the US folks took heed,
And together they agreed . .
To stick the egocentric coot,
Inside a tight black boiler suit,
And launch him miles from anyone,
All hail the mighty Dum Jerk-Don!
Donald was a family man,
And so he came up with a plan,
To keep immigrants of any age,
Together in Melania’s cage.