@phoneboy
// @matigo @kdfrawg
Winter officially starts tomorrow. I've found a local-ish shop for the larger-sized fellows like myself when one just might perchance find a well-priced overcoat.
A Muslim couple, preparing for their wedding, meet the Mullah for counselling.
He asks if they have any last questions before they leave.
The man asks, "We realize it's a tradition in Islam for men to dance with men, and women to dance with women.
But, at our wedding reception, we'd like your permission to dance together."
"Absolutely not," says the Mullah. "It's immoral. Men and women always dance separately."
"So, after the ceremony, I can't even dance with my own wife?"
"No," answered the Mullah, "It's forbidden in Islam."
"Well, okay," says the man, "What about sex? Can we finally have sex?"
"Of course!" replies the Mullah, "Sex is OK within marriage, to have children!"
"What about different positions?" asks the man.
"No problem," says the Mullah.
"Woman on top?" "Sure," says the Mullah… "Go for it!"
"Doggy style?"
"Sure!"
"On the kitchen table?"
"Yes, yes!"
"Can we do it with all my four wives together on rubber sheets with a bottle of hot oil, a couple of vibrators, leather harnesses, a bucket of honey, a porno video, a camel and a goat ?"
"You may indeed!"
"Can we do it standing up?"
"No." says the Mullah."
"Why not?" asks the man.
"It could lead to dancing!"
@phoneboy I get it a lit & only hold the phone left handed. All typing/swiping/tapping/scrolling is done right-handed. Tendon damage to my left thumb has removed any fine control.
// @matigo @larand
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for I am the meanest and nastiest son-of-a-bitch in the whole valley.
Failed pickup lines 1: "Where have you been all my life, my Venus of the Dawn?"
"Well, for the first twenty-five years, I wasn't even born."
Sick of this drunken duck. How do I get a change of avatar to stay changed in 10C?