Staying at Mum's place overnight after visiting her in hospital, I left there at 7pm.
Just one issue with this alleged weather report. The sun is shining, it's not raining.
Customer: "Does this Viagra stuff really work?"
Pharmacist: "Yes."
Customer: "Can you get it over the counter?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, if I take two of them."
My grandad always said "don't believe everything you hear."
It was great advice…
Or was it?
When I was learning to play golf in 1971, I played one round at the local course with an up-and-comer a few months my junior. He was an arrogant arse-wipe called David Smith. He hit the pro circuit as David Iwasaki-Smith & was in form in the 1990s. Now working in real estate, he's regarded as a prodigious talent but as sharp as a hatful of rusty hammer-heads.
I hate jokes that rely on visual imagery.
I've had it right up to here with them.
@kdfrawg yummmmm! We could probably replicate how she made them but they'll never be as good as hers. She took her recipes with her when she passed almost 9 years ago.
// @streakmachine @indigo
