@kdfrawg The telco I worked for had a multi-storey (well, it was big) photocopier in each of its mega depots. You had the option of printing, faxing or emailing scans.
/@sumudu
Emergency ice pack for sore ankle worked well. Disposable latex glove filled with water & frozen.
Ordering Thai takeaway over the phone from their published menu: you do your best with the pronunciation and the English-speaking staff member asks for the item number. You might as well call each one Dum Fuk Yoo Ar.
Head lice are now resistant to usual medical treatments.
The problem has scientists scratching their heads.
A waitress screamed "Does anyone know CPR?"
I shouted "Hell, I know the whole alphabet!"
Everyone laughed..
Well everyone except this one guy.
I work in a library and this guy came up to me and asked, “Do you have a bookmark?”
“Of course,” I replied, indicating the packed shelves, “We have thousands. By the way, my name’s Pete.”
There’s a thin line between a numerator and denominator.
Only a fraction of people will find this funny.
People who think introverts don't like to talk have apparently never cracked one open.