I work in a library and this guy came up to me and asked, “Do you have a bookmark?” “Of course,” I replied, indicating the packed shelves, “We have thousands. By the way, my name’s Pete.”

I work in a library and this guy came up to me and asked, “Do you have a bookmark?”

“Of course,” I replied, indicating the packed shelves, “We have thousands. By the way, my name’s Pete.”