It's not sinking in. On the 3rd Wed of each month, the Men's Shed group has a BBQ lunch: sausages, egg, bacon & hash browns get cooked up. I can't handle sausages, have to slum it with 30-day aged scotch fillet steak.

There's always some sausages left over. Invariably one older fellow takes 6 or so home for his dog.
This is despite the fact that when a dog eats a sausage it's the equivalent of 3.5 hamburgers (with buns) consumed by a human.

// @kdfrawg