Dopey cock-sucking morons. Cunt, er Cult-of-Mac have a Mac buyback scheme. Here’s a link to the one for the 15-inch MacBook.
http://buyback.cultofmac.com/sell-now/laptop/apple/15-macbook
This is not the MacBook Pro. This is the NEVER-RELEASED 15-inch MacBook.
Fuckwits.