From the Edinburgh Fringe Festival:
Insomnia is awful. But on the plus side – only three more sleeps till Christmas.
Oregon leads America in both marital infidelity and clinical depression. What a sad state of affairs.
If you’re being chased by a pack of taxidermists, do not play dead.
In the bedroom, my girlfriend really likes it when I wear a suit, because she’s got this kinky fantasy where I have a proper job.