iFixit.com is the answer, for example, here's the instructions for swapping out the battery in this 2014 MacBook Air 11-inch: https://www.ifixit.com/Guide/MacBook+Air+11-Inch+Early+2014+Battery+Replacement/24735 Very straightforward.

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2011 is quad-core MacBook Pro with dedicated graphics card & 12 GB of RAM. 2014 is dual-core, lower-clocked MacBook Air with 8 GB of RAM & integrated graphics.

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Seems I may have tracked down the former user of this ex-Apple MBA: She's an Enterprise Business Development Manager in Sydney, Australia. Her name was on a sticker on the base of the computer and it was showing as paired to her Magic Mouse.

MBA M0512F.png MBP Samsung 830.png The faster read/write speeds are for the 2014 MBA vs the 2011 MBP.

Fired up the old MBA under Recovery drive & erased the SSD, then downloaded a new version of El Crapitan to do clean install on it. Took about four hours all up. Only one update required, that being RAW camera compatibility.

Not really worth it……

Brake fluid is a subtle chemical to attack other vehicles' paintwork, it softens the paint slowly & insidiously. PVC conduit cement is far more violent. In 30 minutes it can bubble a painted surface back to the base metal.

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Don't park too close is all I ask.

Now I need a 2 TB ext HD for Time Machine backups of this 512 GB MBA. I used to use a 650 GB partition of a 750 GB HD for Time Machine with the 128 GB MBA & used the remaining 100 GB as a clone of the system. I'll set up 1.7 GB for Time Machine & 300 GB for a clone. I reformatted the 750 Gb ext drive into a single volume to use as a temp Time Machine backup until I can get an ext drive. An office supplier has WD 2 TB drives for $109 but I hate the extra WD partition you can't get rid of. So I'll possibly get a Seagate or Toshiba drive for about $20 more.

And yes, I did key the old trollop's car door. If you can't get out of a car without causing damage to vehicles already parked then you deserve all the shit you get.

Reminds me of a time some 30 years ago when I returned to my car to find a bastard had angle-parked within 5 inches of mine. I was driving a Ford Escort window van at the time, 2016-05-02 at 17.43.jpg very like the one in the attached pic, but white & without the fancy trim. The exterior door handles protruded & were quite solid.
I climbed in via the rear cargo doors, wriggled into place behind the steering wheel and opened the driver's side door. Violently. Into the offending vehicle's passenger door, leaving a shallow dent. It wasn't a shallow dent when I left the scene, as I'd repeated the door handle application twice more, with equal force. Fixed that bugger.