Texting for seniors.
BFF: BEST FRIEND FELL.
BTW: BRING THE WHEELCHAIR.
TTYL: TALK TO YOU LOUDER.
BYOT: BRING YOUR OWN TEETH.
LMDO: LAUGHING MY DENTURES OUT.
FWIW: FORGOT WHERE I WAS.
IMHAO: IS MY HEARING AID ON?
OMMR: ON MY MASSAGE RECLINER.
ROFLACGU: ROLLING ON THE FLOOR LAUGHING AND CAN'T GET UP.