Whenever faced with some great crisis,
Racial, hurricane or Isis,
Donald always did the same,
He looked for someone else to blame.
On he raged, the little ranter,
Brain of butter, face like Fanta,
Tweeting ignorance and hate,
Until, alas, it was too late.
Don called Kim the Rocket Man,
Not because of his nuclear plan,
He simply couldn't tell which one,
Was Kim Jong-un and El-tun Jon.
Donald loves to take vacations,
In relatively unknown nations,
And so he visits, when he can,
Nambia and Covfefestan.
Donald lied and lied and lied,
So #TakeTheKnee! the people cried,
And thus he managed with great ease,
To bring the country to its knees.